Category Archives: haunting

31 Days of Horror: Hereditary (R; 2018; 127 min.)

I have seen this movie listed at the top of people’s favorite horror films since its release, and was eagerly anticipating watching it on a rainy, cool October afternoon with the blinds drawn and the door locked. So imagine my surprise and disappointment when my response afterwards was a lukewarm, Meh.

Starring the impeccable Toni Collette as Annie, whose mother has just passed away, Hereditary embraces the supernatural/demonic posession trope, but in an almost laughable way. When Annie’s daughter Charlie, an oddball loner with a special connection to Grandma, has a freak accident, Annie’s mourning grows deeper and weirder. Her son Peter also begins to behave oddly at home and at school. In fact, the only stick in the supernatural mud is hubby/dad Steve, who thinks his entire family is deep-sigh worthy and tries to pretend nothing is amiss. As Annie discovers a way to “reconnect” with Charlie and pulls her family along into her madness, things quickly spiral out of control. This movie starts oh-so-slowly, finally adding a couple of nice creepy scares, but ending with an eyeroll-worthy descent into ridiculousness. If you’re looking for a new horror fave, Hereditary is not it.

  • Top Scare: Annie-related
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Girl on the Third Floor (MA; 2019; 92 min.)

So, when you take to clearing out old emails during a movie, it might be an indication this movie is not worth your precious time. In this slow-starting movie starring former pro wrestler CM Punk (first red flag), a couple buys a house-with-a-history in the suburbs (sigh). When “Don/King Don/Tiger” (second red flag) moves there ahead of his pregnant wife in order to fix up the house, he soon learns that mysterious oozing goo, weird mirrors, and various sized rolling balls/marbles are just part of the house’s unique quirks. And when a hot, young neighbor starts trolling for sex, how can he refuse? (FLAG!) As the house gets crazier, and Don gets, um, even weirder, so many tropes start flying around it’s easy to lose track (hence, deleting old email).

Will Tiger and his wife (who shows up late in the movie) discover the house’s sordid past and how to control it? Will the sexy neighbor finally give up her seduction? And, most importantly, will someone please tell me why I never pay attention to all those red flags?

  • Top Scare: Maybe a shadow?
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: ages 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: Winchester (PG-13; 2018; 99 min.)

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Based on ultra-eccentric Sarah Winchester’s true story, Winchester imagines: What if she was right?

This nicely creepy period ghost story is set in one of America’s truly unusual houses. With 160 rooms built over 38 years with little rhyme or reason to its usability, Sarah Winchester had this mansion built as an offering to the spirits of those killed by her family’s invention, the Winchester Rifle, to appease them and keep them from allowing any more members of her family to die. Winchester delves into the possibility of the spirits’ anger and desire for revenge, while using the house’s unusual layout to its advantage (mostly; I do feel even more could have been done to utilize the craziness of the layout and unusual features to create more scare opportunities). Offering some great jump scares with little gore, Winchester also makes for scary entertainment for those not quite ready for “R”-rated hauntings.

  • Top Scare: Sudden Appearances
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Conjuring 2 (R; 2016; 134 min.)

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With The Conjuring rating so high on my scary-movie scale, I was worried number two wouldn’t hold up. I was (somewhat) right to worry, even though TC2 had some good scares, decent suspense, and the based-on-real-life story line I usually love so much.

The Conjuring 2 takes us to London in the 70’s where single mother Peggy lives with her four children. The children soon begin to hear the standard bumps in the night, see scary shadows outside their bedrooms and in play areas, and have various other unexplained things occur to them. Ho-hum. What helps ratchet up the suspense, though, is when Peggy and two local police officers also witnesses furniture slide across the floor and realize something’s amiss. As neighbors try to help the family, and local researchers try to find proof of the spirits, the youngest child becomes possessed by a demon. Enter our fearless ghost buster couple Ed and Lorraine Warren, who reluctantly reach out to help after having visions of the same demon and learning of the case through its publicity.

NOW is when the action really begins in earnest, with the very creepy white-faced demon in a nun habit popping in for a good scare or nine. But it’s also when things get bogged down a bit with focus on an old man who died in the house, a creepy stick-figure man who comes alive from a toy, a doubting reporter, and other tangents. As the movie carries on past the two-hour mark, it feels the payoff may never come. But, good news! The ending of TC2 is a spectacular horror movie ending complete with lightning, screams, and scares as well.

  • Top Scare: Nun Demon
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 or 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: Truth or Dare (TV-14; 2017; 90 min.)

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College students are prime targets for remote-house, drinking-game, evil-spirit based horror movies, and this SyFy movie pays homage to the sub-genre with truly spectacular results.

Eight college friends decide to rent a house where, decades earlier, another group of teens died while playing Truth or Dare. Of course, being young and invincible, they want to play the game there too. And while fun at first, the game soon turns creepy, then scary, then terrifying, and finally deadly. An evil spirit is in control of the game, and the students soon learn they must “Do the dare, or the dare does you.” Can they outsmart and outlast the game? Or will they too die in the process?

Truth or Dare is a suspenseful, fast-paced, (mostly) smart movie with plenty of flinch-inducing scenes and some surprises too. Nice to see SyFy channel stepping up in the horror genre with this new might-just-become-a-classic TV movie.

  • Top Scare: Dorm room scene
  • Heartbeats: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 1/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up due to gore and intensity of scenes

 

31 Days of Horror: Blair Witch (R; 2016; 89 min.)

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With 1999’s The Blair Witch Project as one of my top 5 scary movies of all time, I was looking forward to this continuation of the found-footage genre-blasting story line. While it didn’t have me desperately wishing I didn’t live in the woods as happened after watching the original, Blair Witch still made me pause before walking my dog in the dark or planning my next camping trip.

James, only four when his sister Heather disappeared in the Black Hills Forest during TBWP, is still trying to find closure. After discovering recent footage posted online which may or may not show Heather in the Blair Witch house, James enlists friends (including, of course, a friend who wants to document the entire effort) to help him find answers. The group soon meets with the person who found the new footage before setting off into the seemingly-benign woods searching for the house and Heather. Armed with high-tech gadgets to assist them, they soon realize their toys are no match for what still lives in the Forest, and that tents and flashlights may not save them. Oh, and that the house is WAAAYYY scarier in real life than on a computer screen.

  • Top Scare: House scene
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended For: 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Ouija Experiment (NR; 2011; 92 min.)

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What happens when you take a good horror theme (the Ouija Board), pair it with some really bad actors and actresses and an oh-so lame plot, filter it all through a found-footage format, and add a 15 minute backstory movie-within-your-movie to try to allow it all to make sense? Bad Horror!

In this Bad Horror movie, five friends/acquaintances decide to videotape their sessions with a Ouija Board. They review the important rules of using such a dangerous device, then promptly start being their own idiotic selves by arguing, flirting, sassing, mm-hmming (this from a stereotyped African-American girl) throughout the movie as one by one they are confronted with several spirits they have summoned from the board, all of which have their own agendas, and as one by one they ignore the list of rules for safely using the Board.

Now, in order for any of the events to actually make sense, the movie also features an annoying mini movie, to shed light on these spirits and why they are interested in these particular friends and this particular house. This mini movie is somehow based on one of the guys’ re-imaginings while reading some old newspaper articles. How this mental movie got into a found-footage movie, who knows. But really, by this point, who cares. I say, save yourself the ninety-three minutes and watch a classic Scooby Doo episode instead.

  • Top Scare: Young Spirit
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15-16 and up, due to nudity

 

 

 

 

31 Days of Horror: The Last Exorcism Part II (PG-13; 2013; 88 min)

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After seeing and hating The Last Exorcism during a past 31 Days of Horror, I didn’t hold out very high hopes for this installment. Yet the first two minutes showed such promise. Alas, it was not to be, as I spent most of the movie watching the clock and yawning. Literally. At eleven o’clock in the morning!

TLE II follows the same Nell Sweetzer from the original, as she is living in a kind of half-way house for troubled girls in New Orleans. Everyone seems to think Nell came from a cult due to her odd behavior and innocent ways. But as she starts to come out of her shell, and even falls for a boy, she also reverts back to seeing and hearing from the demon who possessed her before. And he wants her back in a very, um, complete way. As voodoo, religion, and sexual tension mix and Nell and her housemates try to act scary or scared, the movie spirals down, down, down to its ridiculous conclusion, leaving the door open for another installment. Let’s hope whatever possessed these people to make such bad movies gets properly exorcised before that happens!

  • Top Scare: First two minutes
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up, due to sexual nature of some scenes

31 Days of Horror: Abandon (PG-13; 2002; 99 min)

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So Katie Holmes has finally gotten on with her life after the crazy guy she was with – oh, wait, you thought I was talking about Tom Cruise, didn’t you? No, this is pre-KOM or TATIE or whatever they were called together. This is way back in 2002, when Katie was still in grade school maybe, she looks so very young and shapeless. But Katie -now this is the Katie in the movie – is actually a senior at an elite college, working on finishing her thesis, with romance novel- named boys and men all around her falling at her feet. Of course this includes Harrison Hobart, a longtime friend hoping desperately to leave the friend zone, plus the hot detective Wade Handler (Benjamin Bratt), who has been assigned to verify the still missing-ness of Katie’s boyfriend Embry Larkin (played by the also impossibly-young Charlie Hunnam), who up and vanished two years ago without so much as a goodbye.

But wait. Suddenly Embry reappears in the soon-to-be-demolished dorm where they lived, wanting to pick up right where the two left off. You know – in B-E-D. And Katie is rightfully pissed at first, then just scared at his erratic behavior and veiled threats. Then Harrison goes missing. Hmm. Coincidence? And when Katie finally confides in Handler that Embry has returned, and Handler decides to finally be a detective and not just her boy toy, the cat and mouse game truly begins.

  • Top Scare: Benjamin Bratt kissing Katie Holmes (was she even legal?)
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 13 and up

31 Days of Horror: Dark Skies (PG-13; 2013; 97 min.)

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Keri Russell sans twisty hair? Okay, maybe I can manage. And I’m kinda sorta glad I did.

Dark Skies is a supernatural horror movie with a decent premise: unusual, freaky things are happening in the Barrett household, especially to the youngest member Sam, and those beings responsible are not stopping until they get what they really want. As horror movie parents go, Lacey and Daniel are good ones to have because they don’t just dismiss these odd occurrences and get on with their days as so often happens in these movies (that dismissal is left up to a local, cocky police officer they keep calling in to help them figure it all out). Lacey especially works hard to figure out how, say, toasters and plates and glasses came to be stacked-floating in her kitchen one morning and her kids have strange markings on their bodies. Despite not being able to convince me she actually bore two kids – her body is way too underdeveloped for that – she is very convincing in her passionate fear for their safety. And with decent scares stacking up as well as mugs and appliances, this movie leads us on a tense, if odd, path towards a twist ending a la M. Night Shayamalan’s Signs.

  • Top Scare: Seeing “others” each time
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up