Category Archives: haunting

Horror Movie: Psycho (TV-14; 1960; 109 min.)

This movie that kind of started it all is considered a classic for a good reason…it features great characters, suspense, a psycho on the loose, and even a dark, stormy night. Directed by Alfred Hitchcock, how could you ask for more?

Psycho stars Janet Leigh as Marion Crane, an office worker who decides to steal $40,000 from her employer’s client and flee to another town to marry her boyfriend. On her way out of town, the skies let loose and she must pull off the road at the small Bates Motel for the night. There she meets Norman Bates (played oh, so deliciously by Anthony Perkins), the owner of the motel, who invites her “up to the house” where he lives behind the motel, for a bit of dinner. Since she can’t get out in the storm to look for food, she accepts. But as she “freshens up,” she overhears Norman and his elderly, ill mother argue about her joining them, so she simply eats with Norman in the hotel office.

Over sandwiches she discovers Norman’s interest in taxidermy (knew that was coming, didn’t ya?), and talks to him about his long, lonely days and nights spent caring for his mother. Perhaps he should put her in a “home?” Wrong thing to say, honey! How do we know? Because as Marion showers before bed, Norman’s mother opens the shower curtain and slashes her to death!

Norman quickly cleans up the evidence of Marion’s visit to the motel and her death. Which is a good thing since a private investigator has already begun looking for her and has tracked her to the Bates Motel. He asks a few too many questions though, so when he slips into Norman’s creepy, old house on the hill to talk to his mother, he discovers Momma isn’t such the invalid he thought. Bye-Bye Mr. Investigator!

Well, by this time Marion’s sister and boyfriend haven’t heard back from the P.I., so they also head to the B.M. (Bates Motel, not the yucky swamp-like land behind it which looks like a big toilet bowl). They devise a strategy to search the motel and the house, but when Norman grows suspicious, he takes off after them for one last showdown starring him and his UGLY Momma!

  • Top Scare: Shower scene!
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up

Next up: Whiteout

Horror Movie: The Exorcism of Emily Rose (UR; 2005; 119 min.)

After some disappointing movies recently, I was looking for a good scare and this one delivered! Based on a true story about a 19-year-old girl named Emily Rose who becomes possessed while away at college, this movie is truly scary not only because of the great special effects. It’s also because there’s not much scarier than the devil himself.

The story is told mainly through the courtroom trial of the priest who tried unsuccessfully to exorcise Emily’s demons (you discover right off the bat that Emily dies from her possession/exorcism, so no spoiler there). The flashbacks to how it all unfolded are amazing to watch (think twisted body parts and melting eyes). Laura Linney is great as Father Moore’s defense lawyer, an agnostic who changes her mind as she too experiences the “dark forces” at work during the trial.

Very cool too is an explanation for why so many horror movie “happenings” occur in the 3 am hour: because it is the Demonic Witching Hour, and it mocks the Holy Trinity. Also, it is the inversion of 3 pm, the holy hour of Christ’s death.

  • Top Scare: Lucifer
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense factor: 4 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up…this is not rated, but I’m guessing it would get an “R” easily. Pretty intense stuff!

Next up: The Abandoned

Horror Movie: Bug (R; 2006; 102 min.)

Today’s review was supposed to be of Haunting in Connecticut. However, my local library switched my copy with a Discovery Channel special titled Haunting: A Haunting in Connecticut. Not the same…I’ll review the real movie soon. Luckily, or actually unluckily, I had a backup on hand: Bug.

My first red flag should have been when I found this movie in the 2 for $1 aisle at my local video store. However, I’ve always loved movies with Ashley Judd and Harry Connick Jr., so I thought I’d give it a chance. Billed as a horror/thriller movie, it seemed to fit in nicely with my 31 Days of Horror.

Bug is about a woman named Agnes, who lives in a remote hotel room and works in a honkeytonk by night. A man she’s barely met helps her over her lonliness, but slowly (oh, so slowly) convinces her the room and their bodies are infested with government-planted aphids. That’s it…that’s basically the whole story, with an abusive ex-husband thrown in for good measure.

Let me just say, this is perhaps one of the worst movies I have ever seen (yes, worst than Ishtar and all of Jim Carrey’s movies except The Truman Show)! The build-up is excruciatingly slow and there was absolutely nothing scary about it (except the frequent full frontal nudity of lead actor Michael Shannon…why, oh why, couldn’t it have been HC Jr?). The movie is more weird than anything, more a pathetic attempt to show the development of SPOILER ALERT: a psychosis.

Still, I sloshed through this movie so that you wont’ have to…save your money (even if it’s free…step away) and time! That said, AJ and HC Jr. actually both put in very fine performances.

  • Top Scare: None
  • Heartbeats: 0 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 2 3/4 at the end
  • Suspense: 1/4 maybe
  • Bore factor: 5 out of 5
  • Psycho factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: Your worst enemy. Is rated “R” for language, drug usage/drinking, intimacy, and lots of nudity, male and female.

Next up: The Grudge