Category Archives: Exorcism

31 Days of Horror: The Deliverance (2024; R; 112 mins.)

Based on a true case out of Gary, Indiana, with demonic posession witnessed by police officers, doctors, and a social worker, this is the story of Latoya Ammons (Ebony in this version) and her three children who all experienced strange and violent incidents in their home which escalated over time. I was very much looking forward to this movie, after reading so much about the true story. But-despite some amazing acting from Day, Close, and a couple others-this version initially showed promise, dragged quite a bit in the middle, then rallied in the end for an overall so-so experience.

When very rough-around-the-edges Ebony (Andra Day) and her three children move to a new home with her mother Alberta (Glenn Close), who is fighting cancer and has recently “found Jesus,” all is not rainbows and roses. Ebony has a drinking problem and is a harsh mother and daughter, money is more than tight, and weird noises keep coming from the basement. When the youngest boy, Andre, starts talking to seemingly no one and wandering the house at night in a trance, Ebony angrily tells him to stop. Meanwhile, a social worker (Mo’Nique) stops in regularly to check on the kids, asking where all their bruises are coming from, and another unknown woman is often sitting in her car at the curb watching the house from the street.

As more and more odd and then violent occurrences take place in the house and then at school to the children, other social workers become involved, as well as the woman in the car. But no one seems to believe Ebony when she says she is not hurting her kids, and the kids don’t have memories of what has been happening. With the demon taking greater posession over time, Ebony must figure out a way to help both herself and her kids if she is to keep her family together, keep them all safe, and rid them all of this demon before it’s too late.

  • Top Scare: Hospital
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Hereditary (R; 2018; 127 min.)

I have seen this movie listed at the top of people’s favorite horror films since its release, and was eagerly anticipating watching it on a rainy, cool October afternoon with the blinds drawn and the door locked. So imagine my surprise and disappointment when my response afterwards was a lukewarm, Meh.

Starring the impeccable Toni Collette as Annie, whose mother has just passed away, Hereditary embraces the supernatural/demonic posession trope, but in an almost laughable way. When Annie’s daughter Charlie, an oddball loner with a special connection to Grandma, has a freak accident, Annie’s mourning grows deeper and weirder. Her son Peter also begins to behave oddly at home and at school. In fact, the only stick in the supernatural mud is hubby/dad Steve, who thinks his entire family is deep-sigh worthy and tries to pretend nothing is amiss. As Annie discovers a way to “reconnect” with Charlie and pulls her family along into her madness, things quickly spiral out of control. This movie starts oh-so-slowly, finally adding a couple of nice creepy scares, but ending with an eyeroll-worthy descent into ridiculousness. If you’re looking for a new horror fave, Hereditary is not it.

  • Top Scare: Annie-related
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Quiet Ones (PG-13; 2014; 98 min)

The Quiet Ones

 

Based oh, so loosely on a real experiment in the early 70s in Canada, this movie moves many, many steps forward to slowly, carefully terrify your pants off. I was quite surprised it has gotten such so-so ratings online, since my heart was pounding throughout much of the movie and I even jumped during several scenes.

In The Quiet Ones, an Oxford university professor and three of his students conduct an unusual and unethical experiment on a young woman named Jane who seems to be possessed by an entity – ghost? demon? spirit? – named Evey. Jane is locked in a room while Cum on Feel the Noize blares day and night (yes, there is a non-Quiet Riot version from 1973). Using various instruments and methods, the team tries to help Jane to telekinetically move Evey from her body into a doll, thus curing her and proving the professor’s theories. But Evey has other ideas about how and where she wants to live.

The Quiet Ones is not a splashy possession story, at least not at first. The two main settings – Oxford and an abandoned country house – are pretty much it. Tension builds slowly in the first half hour, but once it kicks in, it kicks up a notch every few minutes and doesn’t stop until the very end. Expect lots of surprises and even a good supply of scares.

  • Top Scare: Too many to pick just one
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up (even though it is PG-13), due to scares and some violent scenes

31 Days of Horror: The Conjuring (R; 2013; 112 min)

the conjuring

Wow, wow, and wow! I’d heard great things about this movie, so wanted to be sure to include it in my 31 Days of Horror. I’m just glad I didn’t watch it late at night!

The Conjuring is based on real-life husband and wife team, Ed and Lorraine Warren, and their most difficult case as demonologists/paranormal researchers. In 1971 Rhode Island, the Perron family has just moved into an old, creaky-door house they got for a steal (uh, oh…red flag!). Almost immediately, they begin to hear strange sounds (flag), and soon discover the house’s boarded up cellar, stocked full of old furniture, toys, etc. (flag). The youngest of five daughters, April, soon has an invisible playmate (flag). The Mom is noticing strange bruises on her body (flag). And another daughter is seeing people and being tugged at while sleeping (flag).

Now, before you say, “I’ve seen this kind of movie a hundred times,” just wait. Because before you know it, the scares kick up a notch or twelve, with scares aplenty. You’ll be squeezing that pillow pretty tightly in no time flat! Because as soon as the Perrons decide to enlist the Warrens’ help, the spirits and demons living in the house start getting pretty mad about it all, and try to put a stop to their every effort. Adults, children, pets – all in the crosshairs. The question is, will the Perrons and the Warrens all make it through to tell the tale?

With amazing timing, special effects, lighting, and cast, The Conjuring is the perfect combination of “truth and scare,” one you won’t want to miss!

  • Top Scare: Very hard to choose, but I’ll go with bedroom scene
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 or 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Last Exorcism Part II (PG-13; 2013; 88 min)

last exorcism 2

After seeing and hating The Last Exorcism during a past 31 Days of Horror, I didn’t hold out very high hopes for this installment. Yet the first two minutes showed such promise. Alas, it was not to be, as I spent most of the movie watching the clock and yawning. Literally. At eleven o’clock in the morning!

TLE II follows the same Nell Sweetzer from the original, as she is living in a kind of half-way house for troubled girls in New Orleans. Everyone seems to think Nell came from a cult due to her odd behavior and innocent ways. But as she starts to come out of her shell, and even falls for a boy, she also reverts back to seeing and hearing from the demon who possessed her before. And he wants her back in a very, um, complete way. As voodoo, religion, and sexual tension mix and Nell and her housemates try to act scary or scared, the movie spirals down, down, down to its ridiculous conclusion, leaving the door open for another installment. Let’s hope whatever possessed these people to make such bad movies gets properly exorcised before that happens!

  • Top Scare: First two minutes
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up, due to sexual nature of some scenes

31 Days of Horror Movie: The Rite (2011; PG-13; 114 min)

Anthony Hopkins and a based-on-true-events exorcism…you had me at Anthony Hopkins.

After seeing his evil side in The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal, how can I turn away from an inspired Hopkins performance simply because it’s another movie about a doubting Catholic (which is getting old, old, old)? Okay, I can’t.

So I didn’t turn away, but seminary student Michael Kovak wants to. Raised by the uber creepy Rutger Hauer as his father Istvan Kovak, a mortician, Michael just can’t wait to get away. So he goes to seminary because his late mother always told him he was touched by the hand of God. As the date of his final vows looms, Michael decides to leave the seminary, citing lack of faith. Enter a priest who has seen a different side of him, and who wants him to head to Rome to give “exorcism school” a go.

Soon Michael’s doubting is noticed by a journalist, Angeline, and the top dog, Father Xavier, who is teaching the class. Father Xavier sends Michael to meet Father Lucas (Hopkins), who performs so many exorcisms he can take calls in the middle of them and still stay on task. Michael still doubts, even when one case, the lovely, young (and pregnant) Rosaria is spitting up long iron nails and talking to him in other languages. But as Rosaria’s possession grows more extreme and violent, and two personal connections to the evil show their face, Michael must decide once and for all if he truly believes not only in the evil he is witnessing, but in God himself.

  • Top Scare: A cat
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 1/4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up, due to a couple of sexual references by The Devil himself

31 Days of Horror: Tips Your House Might Be Haunted

It seems people in movies and on TV shows who so obviously live in a house with ghosts or other spirits, just can’t accept the fact that houses should not glow and doors should not suddenly lock or unlock on their own. They don’t seem to believe their house truly is hosting a party of the paranormal, and so call in the “experts” to take readings and the such, when in fact, all they really need to do is refer to my handy checklist below. It’s specially designed to take the guesswork out of the haunting once and for all!

Simply put a G (for Ghost) next to any of the items below you have experienced in the past year or which describe your living situation. Then total up your G’s and refer to the chart at the bottom to discover whether your house is merely a bit “different” or whether you need to hightail it out of there ASAP!

1. Your house sits on top of, or near, an ancient Indian burial ground, or a pet or other cemetery.

2. You have a housekeeper or butler, of indeterminate age, who “came with” the house.

3. Your house seems to attract lots of flies or spiders.

4. Your house’s upstairs windows look like evil eyes.

5. A kooky person nearby is always warning you, “That place is evil!” or “You’re gonna die!”

6. You have a door under your main staircase which always seems to lock on its own, or pull-down attic stairs which always seem to be calling you forth.

7. Your dog barks at thin air and your cats screech at the basement door.

8. Your realtor mentioned once (very quickly and quietly) that another lovely family just like yours had once lived there, and no one seems to remember where they moved on to.

9. Your basement hosts an old, creaky elevator used in olden days to transport animals for slaughter and curing.

10. You often think you hear angelic children singing when you light a fire in the fireplace.

1-3 G’s: Consider having your house blessed.

4-6 G’s: Call in The Exorcist.

7-10 G’s: Burn the place down and move to Rome.

Horror Movie: The Last Exorcism (2010; PG-13; 87 min)

I had hoped to begin my 31 Days of Horror with a true horror movie, but instead discovered a wanna-be. Needless to say, I was disappointed, not to mention cheated of almost and hour and a half of my life, dear friend, in an effort to “hold out for the good part” I was sure would be coming if I just stuck it out.

The Last Exorcism is filmed documentary-style, shaky hand-held camera and all, a la The Blair Witch. Reverend Cotton Marcus of Baton Rouge, LA, has been preaching since he was a child, and has performed numerous supposed exorcisms. Turns out, he is a bit of a magician who likes to use tricks and stunts to convince families the demon has left the building, all in an effort to support his wife and kid. As part of a documentary shoot, he agrees to answer a letter from a Mr. Sweetzer whose livestock is being slaughtered at night, and who is convinced his 16-year-old daughter Nell is possessed and responsible. Mr. Sweetzer asks the Good Reverend to perform an exorcism to rid Nell of this demon. The Reverend agrees, and performs one of his fake exorcisms, all while being filmed.

Of course, you can predict what happens next: maybe Nell really is possessed and it will all come back to haunt the Reverend, right? Well, sort of. Some decent body twisting special effects ensue, as does lots of blood and nighttime creepy baby crying noises, etc. Problem is, none of it is scary in the least. What may be perhaps the scariest part of the movie, I’m afraid, is the surprise ending, and not scary in a good OMG-How will I get to sleep tonight-I’m about to throw up and I love it, kind of way either! Instead, scary as in, What idiots came up with this ending? kind of way. So save yourself the 87 minutes and the rental fee, and go straight for the classic, The Exorcist (see my review from last year’s October archives)!

  • Top Scare: A baby’s cry
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Suspension Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 13 or 14 and up

Horror Movie: The Exorcist (R; 1973; 122 min.)

Wow…another classic and also in my top 10 of scariest movies, The Exorcist features a very young Ellen Burstyn and the amazingly talented Linda Blair as mother and daughter caught up in something beyond the everyday scariness of psycho killers and religious fanatics. And because it’s supposed to be based on a true story, it’s even more spine-tingling.

Self-described as “not religious” (this is quite obvious since every other word out of Chris’ mouth is a cuss word), Chris and her daughter Regan live in Georgetown. Chris is a well-known actress while Regan is just a normal, sweet girl, just turned twelve, who loves horses and her mother dearly. But Regan starts saying things (in a gravelly, smoker’s voice dubbed over by Mercedes McCambridge) and behaving in ways no sweet 12-year-old girl does, and falls very ill. Chris takes her to doctors to discover the cause. They assure her it is a tumor or something, pressing against a part of her brain which makes her hallucinate and “levitate.” Huh? They then subject her to various tortuous medical procedures to find that nasty tumor.

Following the death of her boyfriend, who had been watching Regan for a few minutes while she was out, Chris becomes convinced (a mother knows these things, especially when your daughter’s eyes are yellowish-white, she projectile vomits green slime and she can make a bed rise and fall at will!) that Regan is possessed by an evil spirit.

As Regan becomes more and more crazed, spewing obscenities and displaying shocking sexual gestures at all who come near her, Chris searches out a priest who can perform an exorcism. Enter Father Damien (no, not Damien from The Omen), who finally convinces The Church that Regan is truly possessed and seeks out Father Merrin. Father Merrin has been in Iraq on a geological dig, where he discovered an unusual medallion that seems to somehow be connected to this devilish presence, though I’m never quite sure how that all ties together. Anyway, he’s the go-to priest for exorcisms in the area, apparently, so he and Father Damien prepare themselves and begin. The final showdown has begun: Good vs. Evil.

And what a showdown it is! As Regan’s head spins around (yes, all the way), she spews yet more green slime and shocking obscenities, and her lips become even more cracked and parched, if that’s possible. Plus, she levitates even higher this time! And the room grows cold as a freezer…colder and yet even colder! The special effects of these final 3o minutes are not to be missed! Who will win in the end? Will good triumph or will evil prevail? You must watch and decide for yourself!

  • Top Scare: Excorcism
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Psycho Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up for sure!

Next up: An American Haunting

Horror Movie: The Omen (R; 1976; 111 min.)

I wanted to watch the original version of this horror classic, not the recent remake, because I believe if it was good enough to want to remake it, it’s pretty good to begin with.

Gregory Peck stars as Robert Thorn, who’s wife has (unbeknownst to her) supposedly just given birth to a stillborn son. A priest shows Thorn another newborn boy who’s mother has just died, and offers him as a replacement saying, “She never has to know.” Let’s see how well that works out for him…

First, we see lovely scenes of the boy, whom they’ve named Damien, growing up a mostly normal child, that is until his fifth birthday party. At this event, Damien’s nanny calls out to him as he plays in the backyard with all the other children at his party, then commits suicide right in front of them all. As Thorn is the American Ambassador to Great Britain, this children’s party is being recorded by various photographers. One, Jennings, starts following Thorn after this incident, taking photos of various priests who seem to always be around Thorn, warning him of his son’s evil-ness, which he doesn’t believe…at first! Meanwhile, a new nanny, Mrs. Baylock, has taken charge of young Damien and vowed to him to keep him safe!

Finally, Jennings convinces Thorn that the devil is involved. Thorn is more sure than ever when his wife miscarries a baby and breaks numerous bones after Damien runs into her with his tricycle as she stands on a ladder to water a plant, causing her to topple two stories down over the bannister. Why does this cause him to believe? Because one of the cuckoo priests had warned him of just such a thing!

Thorn and Jennings head to Rome to look for the priest (different priest, not the cuckoo one) who gave him the newborn Damien that fateful day. When he discovers the grave of Damien’s real mother and sees she was not human, he calls the hospital and tells his wife to leave London immediately. As she already seems to know Damien is evil incarnate, she readies herself to go, but the new nanny, Mrs. Baylock, throws her over the balcony instead.

Still with me? Good. Now, Jennings and Thorn discover a still-different priest who says he can help them – Thorn must kill Damien using these special daggers he provides. Thorn says he cannot do it, Damien is just a child. Jennings says, then I will. But, that doesn’t work out so well for Jennings (don’t want to spoil it here). Thorn changes his mind and heads off to kill his evil son. But will he succeed?

  • Top Scare: Evil dogs
  • Heartbeats: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up, mainly due to suicide scene and other death scenes

Next up: Psycho