Category Archives: Ghosts

31 Days of Horror: Presence (2024; R; 84 mins.)

I enjoy slow-building, psychologically-bent paranormal tales, especially if they pick up speed and end with a big bang. This movie was defitinely slow-building, but in the end was not only paranormal lite, but the big bang lasted mere seconds. Such a disappointment.

When the Payne family moves to a new home for a fresh start after teenager Chloe’s friend dies, we slowly see the family’s life play out (the entire movie takes place inside the home from the ghost’s POV): mother Rebekah is a shady business woman and pushy mom; dad Chris is heartfelt and trying to be a good parent; older brother Tyler is a cocky athlete; and Chloe is distant, until she starts secretly hooking up with Tyler’s friend Ryan when no one else is at home. The presence residing in Chloe’s room soon reaches out to her before making itself known to the whole family. While the Paynes grapple with how to handle the “ghost” situation, we learn more about all these people, plus their motivations, intentions, things done in their pasts, and more, leading to a final thirty-second showdown and a ho-hum ending. This story had promise, but didn’t follow through with scares enough to be called a horror movie.

Top Scare: None

Heartbeats: 1/2 out of 5

Gore Factor: 1/2 out of 5

Scare Factor: 1/2 out of 5

Recommended for: 15 and up

31 Days of Horror: Junji Ito Maniac: Japanese Tales of the Macabre (2023; TV-MA; 12 Episodes)

Sometimes I’m looking for something completely different in my 31 Days of Horror, and boy, did I find it! My grown daughter introduced me to this adult animated series from the “horror manga maestro” Junji Ito, featuring some of his most bizarre tales. Bizarre, creepy, odd, disturbing…the list goes on.

For example, in “Hanging Balloon,” a beloved young idol is found hanging outside a building. Suicide? Murder? The fans and world are grieving, especially her boyfriend. When a local school girl hears rumors of the idol’s head floating in the sky as an apparition, she doesn’t believe it. But when the boyfriend, whom she knows, calls her and says yes, it’s true, come see, she does. There she witnesses the boyfriend climb a tree to be closer to the apparition, only to have a dangling rope with a noose on the end capture/kill him. Soon, the entire town is full of balloons floating with dangling nooses, each with the face of a townsperson it is meant to capture. The school girl hides, along with her friends and family, but how long can they hold out? Will they make it? Will she?

Besides creepy death balloons, other tales involve ice cream trucks, ancient burial sites, mold, tombstones, and many more topics, each turned into the twisted and macabre. In some, animated gore abounds. So if you are looking for something to watch in short bursts, while expanding your horror horizons, consider this unusual–but beautifully illlustrated–series from a master.

Top Scare: Different for each Episode

Heartbeats: Varies

Gore Factor: 3/5+

Scare Factor: Varies

Recommended for 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Privilege (2022; TV-MA; 107 mins.)

The Privilege

This German movie dubbed in English is one of those that starts out with a bit of promise for good scares and an interesting plot, but veers off the rails about halfway through. The best thing I can say about it is that the dark spirit which appears is truly very creepy and does offer a couple of good jump scares.

In The Privilege, teenager Finn attends an elite school with his twin sister Sophie and various friends. He has been seeing a psychologist/doctor and taking medications since he was young and watched his older sister jump from a bridge after being attacked by an evil spirit. Now, he is once again noticing odd things happening, this time involving his parents, twin, and others near his family. As he, his best gal friend, and new girlfriend seek answers, they uncover a dark conspiracy, yet he is gaslighted left and right by his family and won’t stand up for himself or what he knows is true. All is not lost, though, as they do manage to fit in a ménage à trois (it is a teen flick, after all) during all the running around and investigating (add eye roll here). When his parents’ plan progresses toward helping the spirit become all-powerful, Finn et al must put the puzzle pieces together and stop it before it’s too late.

  • Top Scare: Evil Spirit
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended For: 15 and up

31 Days of Horror: Goosebumps 2023 Series (2023; TV-PG; 10-Parts/60 mins each)

 

Though based on five of R.L. Stine’s classic books from the 1990s, this 10-part series on Hulu and Disney+ has been updated for the modern viewer (don’t worry, there are plenty of Easter eggs thrown in for diehard fans). And with episodes being released each Friday, viewers will be able to finish the new series before sitting down for a Thanksgiving meal.

The series’ first five episodes are origin stories for the main characters, high schoolers who unleash supernatural forces. In the final five episodes, their stories connect, and they “must all work together thanks to and in spite of their friendships, rivalries, and pasts with each other in order to save [their town], learning much about their own parents’ teenage secrets in the process.” 

The first episode, “Say Cheese and Die!” was released on Friday, October 13th, and provided some nice creepy vibes, a good jump scare or two, and some humor thrown in as well. With aged-up characters (the characters in the books were younger), it’s not your classic Goosebumps for middle grade kids; this series is able to go darker and appeal to an older audience, adults included. I’m looking forward to seeing how the storylines play out and where the series takes us, since the creators hope to continue this collaboration down the road.

  • Top Scare Episode 1: In Basement
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 12 or 13 and up, due to blood, cussing, some gore

 

31 Days of Horror: The Watcher (Netflix Limited Series; MA; 2022; 5 hours, 32 min.)

Because I’d heard of the real-life case this show was based on, and had been fascinated and horrified by it, I was eager to watch this seven-part Netflix series, hoping for tingly vibes and slow-building tension. However, what I found instead was the tiniest kernel of the true case applied to a much-too-long storyline where weird townspeople abound, eyes are wide shut, and so many suspects emerge you stop caring which one it is and just want it all to be over. In addition, in the end I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be watching a horror show or a horror comedy, with several characters drawn so large they resembled bad sitcom characters from the 80s.

When Dean and Nora, along with their children Ellie and Carter, decide to move from the city to the burbs, they discover the most amazing home and MUST have it. So Dean puts every single penny they have into the enormous home. But wait…they still have enough to go ahead and renovate the kitchen, drink great wine, and hire a local contractor to install security cameras around the entire property after they start receiving unusual letters in the mail from “The Watcher.” These letters praise the home and say this Watcher is one of a long line of Watchers. It also lets the family know they need to care for the home, and how happy the home is to have young blood in it.

Obviously Dean and Nora are creeped out and are determined to discover which neighbor is sending the letters. There is quite the cast to choose from, but no spoilers here! Nora’s friend and realtor who sold them the house begins to suggest they should sell and, how convenient, she could help them! (This continues for the next several episodes.) Also, the police commissioner is hiding the fact that the previous owners were receiving similar letters, and refuses to help them. He does, however, suggest a private investigator type who might be able to, and they hire her (with their extra funds, hmm) to look into people and events. As the letters continue to arrive and become darker while other more dangerous things happen inside their home, and everyone around them gets weirder by the episode, their lives spin out of control until The Watcher is finally revealed (unlike in real life). But don’t reach for that remote yet! The show goes on, and on, and on for another hour or so at least. The question is, will anyone still be a WATCHER?

  • Top Scare: Scene with Carter
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up due to sex and mature content

31 Days of Horror: Don’t Listen (MA; 2020; 97 min.)

I wasn’t sure I wanted to give this Spanish movie (dubbed in English) a go since it’s based on the trope of “family moves into house that locals know is haunted; disaster ensues” and I’ve had my fill of that lately. But I’m actually glad I did watch it as it has some great scares, a super-creepy vibe throughout, non-stop action, and a nice twist at the end.

When Daniel, Sara, and Eric move into an enormous country house while Daniel is restoring it, Eric begins exhibiting strange behaviors and hearing voices through walkie-talkies and other electronic devices. So far, ho hum, right? Also, Daniel disovers a fly infestation during renovation. Zzzzzz. But before long, the voices in the house are proving how clever they are, and young Eric drowns in the closed-off pool. Devastated, Sara leaves to stay with her parents while Daniel continues work on the house so they can sell it. But when he hears his son’s voice on his cell phone, he seeks out a writer/paranormal investigator German who agrees to come to the house with his daughter Ruth to check things out. Sara returns as well. As each person works to do their part in the investigation, the spirit and voice of the house is also working to do its part: isolate, imitate, and drive them to their gruesome ends. Yet, Ruth has discovered who the spirit is and maybe, just maybe, how to beat it once and for all.

  • Top Scare: Several in Bedrooms
  • Heartbeats: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up, due to gore and disturbing images

31 Days of Horror: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (R; 2021; 112 min.)

I’m a sucker for the tales of Ed and Lorraine Warren and their real-life fights against demonic possession and paranormal tomfoolery. Especially when portrayed by the fantastically talented Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. But even those two can’t save this ho-hum, meandering installment in the otherwise powerful Conjuring franchise.

Depicting the posession of two brothers over time, this movie does start out strong with some decent scares and spooky feels. However, about forty-five minutes in, my eyes were glazing over as I tried to care about what was happening–knowing it was the basis for the first courtroom defense for murder due to demonic possession in U.S. history. The storyline just wasn’t compelling enough, or maybe the stakes weren’t high enough. Either way, I was no longer spooked, and watched the movie while only half paying attention. That’s a disappointment for me, as I consider the first/original in this franchise to be a heart-thumping, sweat-inducing scare-fest that ranks up there with the best.

Save your time (and screams), friends, for a different horror movie tonight.

  • Top Scare: Morgue
  • Heartbeats: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: They (PG-13; 2002; 89 min.)

Billed as “Wes Craven Presents: They,” I was anxious to give this oldie a spin. Especially with Wes Craven’s name attached and after I read it was about several people who had experienced terrifying night terrors as children, which all of my children had also gone through. However, Wes Craven, it turns out, was merely an EP on the film and had nothing more to do with it, a fact that was quite apparent once I started watching.

So, a graduate student in Psychology named Julia (played by a terrible actress Laura Regan) is casually preparing to defend her dissertation when childhood friend Billy contacts her to discuss their mutual childhood night terrors. He tells her “They” have returned for him and her, because he’s having the terrors again and has been marked, and she will be next. Then he “makes a quick exit” right in front of her (that’s a euphemism, folks). At his funeral, Julia meets Sam and Terry, who are also night terror survivors Billy had sought out to befriend. The three of them try to make sense of the creepy, crazy writings they find in Billy’s journal, all while again experiencing night terrors which grow in frequency and horror. Meanwhile, Julia’s boyfriend Paul serves as the standard horror-movie-trope “voice of reason and disbelief,” as her life spins out of control. One by one, Terry, Sam, and Julia must face “They” and fight for their right to a peaceful night’s sleep. (Fun side note: this movie was featured in three of WatchMojo’s “bad ending” compilations: 2015, 2016, and 2017).

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: Ages 13 and up

31 Days of Horror: Malevolent (MA; 2018; 89 min.)

There’s nothing quite like a spooky orphanage set in the misty countryside and featuring a dark past to set the stage for a good horror movie. Right? Well, let’s see…

When brother and sister Jackson and Angela, who secretly run a ghostbusting racket, are called upon to quiet the incessant noise the headmistress still hears from the girls slaughtered in the home’s violent past, what can possibly go wrong? Could Angela actually have some of the “gift” like her dead mother for communing with spirits? Might she see three young lasses, lips stitched shut, running about giggling, luring her into an unused wing of the mansion? Will Jackson’s money troubles cause him to ignore all warning signs and put him, his sister, his girlfriend, and friend in danger just for a big payday? Might the true horror still be lurking, willing to stop at nothing to keep the secret close to home? And most of all, will any of this be played out with decent acting, good suspense, jump scares, and a spine-tingling conclusion? Well…it’s not the best orphanage/ghost/sinister secret movie I’ve ever seen, but if you’re okay with a slowish plot, an overly annoying character (Jackson), and no true big scares, go ahead and give this one a go.

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Gallows (R; 2015; 81 min.)

Remember when horror movies required a cast of teenage characters, a plot set in or around high school, and a big body count à la Carrie? The Gallows harks back to this tried and true formula without being formulaic, all while offering up some good scares, suspense, a few laughs, and a nice twist or two along the way.

Featuring “found footage” and set twenty years after a horrific accident during a school’s play starring a boy named Charlie and a noose on a platform (can you guess the accident?), the main characters are part of a drama group which is honoring the victim by re-staging the same play in the school’s auditorium (hmmm….not sure how that one got past the school board). When one of the leads gets cold feet, he and his friends decide to break in and destroy the set the night before the show opens, so that the show can’t go on. But there are forces at work behind the curtain (seemingly) trying to exact revenge for Charlie’s death, and no one (seemingly) is safe in the (seemingly) endless hallways and backstage/basement rooms in which the teens (definitely) seek safety.

  • Top Scare: Involves Cassidy (Gifford, of Kathy Lee fame)
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up