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Horror Movie: The Number 23 (R; 2007; 98 min.)

Well once again I’ve managed to pick up a Jim Carrey movie, even though I don’t prefer him as an actor, but I’m glad I did…he was great in this role. Maybe I just don’t prefer him in those slapstick comedies. This movie wasn’t so much a horror movie, either, but a mystery/thriller-type movie. Bummer.

This movie started off kind of slow, with a noir feel to it. Jim is Walter Sparrow, who we see on his birthday (2/03) at his job as an animal control officer. After he is bit by a mysteriously reappearing dog named NED, strange things start to happen. But that’s later.

First, Walter’s wife Agatha finds a book that same day, a piece of fiction based on the importance of the number 23 in history as seen through a detective’s eyes. Walter (very, very slowly) reads the book and imagines himself as this detective (who seems to have a very active sex life). Soon, Walter also sees the number 23 everywhere and becomes obsessed with solving a mysterious murder described in the book.

There are many more layers to the movie than I’ve mentioned here, but this is the main idea. It does pick up steam as it goes on, with several twists and surprises thrown in, especially at the end. All in all, a good movie, just not scary in any way.

  • Top Scare: None
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up, mainly for the sex scenes

Next up: The Haunting in Connecticut

Horror Movie: The Exorcism of Emily Rose (UR; 2005; 119 min.)

After some disappointing movies recently, I was looking for a good scare and this one delivered! Based on a true story about a 19-year-old girl named Emily Rose who becomes possessed while away at college, this movie is truly scary not only because of the great special effects. It’s also because there’s not much scarier than the devil himself.

The story is told mainly through the courtroom trial of the priest who tried unsuccessfully to exorcise Emily’s demons (you discover right off the bat that Emily dies from her possession/exorcism, so no spoiler there). The flashbacks to how it all unfolded are amazing to watch (think twisted body parts and melting eyes). Laura Linney is great as Father Moore’s defense lawyer, an agnostic who changes her mind as she too experiences the “dark forces” at work during the trial.

Very cool too is an explanation for why so many horror movie “happenings” occur in the 3 am hour: because it is the Demonic Witching Hour, and it mocks the Holy Trinity. Also, it is the inversion of 3 pm, the holy hour of Christ’s death.

  • Top Scare: Lucifer
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Suspense factor: 4 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up…this is not rated, but I’m guessing it would get an “R” easily. Pretty intense stuff!

Next up: The Abandoned

Horror Movie: Bug (R; 2006; 102 min.)

Today’s review was supposed to be of Haunting in Connecticut. However, my local library switched my copy with a Discovery Channel special titled Haunting: A Haunting in Connecticut. Not the same…I’ll review the real movie soon. Luckily, or actually unluckily, I had a backup on hand: Bug.

My first red flag should have been when I found this movie in the 2 for $1 aisle at my local video store. However, I’ve always loved movies with Ashley Judd and Harry Connick Jr., so I thought I’d give it a chance. Billed as a horror/thriller movie, it seemed to fit in nicely with my 31 Days of Horror.

Bug is about a woman named Agnes, who lives in a remote hotel room and works in a honkeytonk by night. A man she’s barely met helps her over her lonliness, but slowly (oh, so slowly) convinces her the room and their bodies are infested with government-planted aphids. That’s it…that’s basically the whole story, with an abusive ex-husband thrown in for good measure.

Let me just say, this is perhaps one of the worst movies I have ever seen (yes, worst than Ishtar and all of Jim Carrey’s movies except The Truman Show)! The build-up is excruciatingly slow and there was absolutely nothing scary about it (except the frequent full frontal nudity of lead actor Michael Shannon…why, oh why, couldn’t it have been HC Jr?). The movie is more weird than anything, more a pathetic attempt to show the development of SPOILER ALERT: a psychosis.

Still, I sloshed through this movie so that you wont’ have to…save your money (even if it’s free…step away) and time! That said, AJ and HC Jr. actually both put in very fine performances.

  • Top Scare: None
  • Heartbeats: 0 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 2 3/4 at the end
  • Suspense: 1/4 maybe
  • Bore factor: 5 out of 5
  • Psycho factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: Your worst enemy. Is rated “R” for language, drug usage/drinking, intimacy, and lots of nudity, male and female.

Next up: The Grudge