Category Archives: Ghosts

31 Days of Horror: The Haunted (NR; 2018; 75 min.)

This is one of those horror movies where I couldn’t quite decide how I felt about it afterwards. At first, I thought, “That was terrible.” But the more I thought about it, the more I decided it did have its merits, if you can manage to not fall asleep during the first half.

Emma is a young caregiver, just arriving in the English countryside to begin her first night shift watching over Arthur, an elderly dementia patient. As he sleeps, she decides to snoop through his closed-up manor house using only the light from her cell phone, and we, the viewer, get to follow along via a shaky hand-held camera. And by follow along, I do mean follow. Into room after room. Through door after door. Inside closet after closet. For thirty+ minutes.

Now, if you haven’t left the premises yet, don’t. The movie finally begins to pick up around this point as creepy haunted house-type things begin to occur and Emma continues snooping instead of keeping an eye on her patient. Several nice jump scares help build tension and suspense, even if the story itself doesn’t, and, finally, the last twenty minutes of this mercifully short film kind of (maybe) make up for the first forty, including a not-entirely-predictable twist at the end.

  • Top Scare: Arthur’s daughter
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Girl on the Third Floor (MA; 2019; 92 min.)

So, when you take to clearing out old emails during a movie, it might be an indication this movie is not worth your precious time. In this slow-starting movie starring former pro wrestler CM Punk (first red flag), a couple buys a house-with-a-history in the suburbs (sigh). When “Don/King Don/Tiger” (second red flag) moves there ahead of his pregnant wife in order to fix up the house, he soon learns that mysterious oozing goo, weird mirrors, and various sized rolling balls/marbles are just part of the house’s unique quirks. And when a hot, young neighbor starts trolling for sex, how can he refuse? (FLAG!) As the house gets crazier, and Don gets, um, even weirder, so many tropes start flying around it’s easy to lose track (hence, deleting old email).

Will Tiger and his wife (who shows up late in the movie) discover the house’s sordid past and how to control it? Will the sexy neighbor finally give up her seduction? And, most importantly, will someone please tell me why I never pay attention to all those red flags?

  • Top Scare: Maybe a shadow?
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: ages 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: Winchester (PG-13; 2018; 99 min.)

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Based on ultra-eccentric Sarah Winchester’s true story, Winchester imagines: What if she was right?

This nicely creepy period ghost story is set in one of America’s truly unusual houses. With 160 rooms built over 38 years with little rhyme or reason to its usability, Sarah Winchester had this mansion built as an offering to the spirits of those killed by her family’s invention, the Winchester Rifle, to appease them and keep them from allowing any more members of her family to die. Winchester delves into the possibility of the spirits’ anger and desire for revenge, while using the house’s unusual layout to its advantage (mostly; I do feel even more could have been done to utilize the craziness of the layout and unusual features to create more scare opportunities). Offering some great jump scares with little gore, Winchester also makes for scary entertainment for those not quite ready for “R”-rated hauntings.

  • Top Scare: Sudden Appearances
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Conjuring 2 (R; 2016; 134 min.)

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With The Conjuring rating so high on my scary-movie scale, I was worried number two wouldn’t hold up. I was (somewhat) right to worry, even though TC2 had some good scares, decent suspense, and the based-on-real-life story line I usually love so much.

The Conjuring 2 takes us to London in the 70’s where single mother Peggy lives with her four children. The children soon begin to hear the standard bumps in the night, see scary shadows outside their bedrooms and in play areas, and have various other unexplained things occur to them. Ho-hum. What helps ratchet up the suspense, though, is when Peggy and two local police officers also witnesses furniture slide across the floor and realize something’s amiss. As neighbors try to help the family, and local researchers try to find proof of the spirits, the youngest child becomes possessed by a demon. Enter our fearless ghost buster couple Ed and Lorraine Warren, who reluctantly reach out to help after having visions of the same demon and learning of the case through its publicity.

NOW is when the action really begins in earnest, with the very creepy white-faced demon in a nun habit popping in for a good scare or nine. But it’s also when things get bogged down a bit with focus on an old man who died in the house, a creepy stick-figure man who comes alive from a toy, a doubting reporter, and other tangents. As the movie carries on past the two-hour mark, it feels the payoff may never come. But, good news! The ending of TC2 is a spectacular horror movie ending complete with lightning, screams, and scares as well.

  • Top Scare: Nun Demon
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 or 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: Lights Out (PG-13; 2016; 81 min.)

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I was looking for a truly scary movie that was light on blood and gore but heavy on scares and found it in Lights Out, a well-acted and perfectly-paced horror movie from director David Sandberg.

Working late one night, Paul soon discovers shadows are the best place for his worst nightmare to hide before killing him. Jump months later to find that his son Martin is also discovering evil lurks in the dark. When Martin is too scared to sleep, he seeks help from his mother but finds her only interest is talking to an imaginary friend in the closet called Diana. When he tries to enlist the help of his older stepsister Rebecca, who moved out after similar treatment from her mother years ago, the siblings (along with Rebecca’s beau Bret) soon learn the importance of flashlights, glow sticks, light bulbs, and every other form of illumination they can find to ward off what lives – and thrives – in the shadows. An ultimate showdown ensues with great scares and suspense, but not everyone lives to see the light of tomorrow.

  • Top Scare: Shadow
  • Heartbeats: 4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up due to the true scariness

 

31 Days of Horror: Sinister (R; 2012; 110 min)

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After finding out another horror movie blogger rated this movie as a true scare, I couldn’t wait to watch it. And for the most part, it’s a good, creepy, pulse-pounding tale. I was somewhat disappointed in the ending, however, as well as the not-too-creepy makeup artistry (I’m being careful to not give too much away here) on some key players in the end. Nevertheless, I do recommend this as a good addition to your 31 Days of Horror.

Ethan Hawke is superb as Ellison Oswalt, a hush puppy-wearing true crime writer who moves his unknowing wife, son, and daughter to the scene of a murder/abduction to research his latest book. When he finds a box of 8mm home movies in the attic of the new house, each depicting a family’s murder from some past time and place, he begins to piece together the story of a serial killer in action over several decades.

As his son’s night terrors increase in number and intensity, and his daughter begins to paint dead girls on the wall, and strange noises awake him (and only him) each night, and a sinister boogey man appears in each home movie, and…you get the idea…Ellison continues his research and his drinking. But can he piece together the clues and solve the mystery before he loses his sanity, his family, and his beloved cable knit sweater?

  • Top Scare: Home Movie
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 or 16 and up

31 Days of Horror Movie: Scream 4 (2011; R; 111 min)

I am a big fan of the Scream franchise, so I was very excited when this movie hit theaters. But because I save all my horror movies to watch in October, it was SO hard to wait to see it this month on DVD! I think the Scream movies are fun, funny, scary and great-to-the-last scene, keep-you-guessing stories. Sure, there’s lots of blood and butchering going on, but there’s also some very inventive death scenes and great self-aware horror movie dialogue. And of course, there’s always a great cast. I am happy to say Wes Craven’s Scream 4 (S4) did not disappoint and I’m already holding out for Scream 5!

S4 opens with Sidney Prescott not-so-smartly returning to Woodsboro on the anniversary of all the Ghostface killings, for the last stop on her new book’s tour (a lovely tale about being a survivor). Soon bloody high school bodies start piling up, and phones ring again and again with a creepy voice at the other end inquiring as to the person’s favorite scary movie. Early on, in a bold horror movie-heroine move, Sidney actually stands up to the killer (or killers?) to save her cousin Jill, who is being targeted. In one scene, in fact, Sidney tosses Ghostface over her own body and down the stairs while lying injured on the landing! Writing that book must have made Sidney’s arms ultra strong!

Meanwhile, Sheriff Dewey and his wife, Gale Weathers, are at odds as to how to catch the killer. A cute Deputy Hicks, who’s crushing on Dewey and who was once a classmate of Sidney’s, doesn’t help matters. Plus, Jill’s ex-boyfriend Trevor keeps (suspiciously) showing up just after Ghostface has run off. Now, of course the list of possible suspects doesn’t stop there! Jill’s two girlfriends and a couple of geeky boys from the school who hold a Stab movie marathon each year are also popping in and out of the story to complicate matters. So just when you’re sure you know who the killer is, that person gets stabbed (and stabbed and stabbed and stabbed) and moves on to that great high school in the sky.

S4 is filled with great characters (I loved Hoss and Perkins, two cops assigned to guard Jill and Sidney one night), funny lines, and lots of good jump-out-of-your-seat scares. It stays true to horror movie etiquette, such as making sure no one has curtains closed on their windows at night and showing us people who always leave their front door open when they go outside to investigate weird noises. And, it has several surprises in store, too, just to make the whole story more satisfying. All in all, I loved it and add it to my list of great horror movies you must watch this October!

  • Top Scare: Any porch scene
  • Heartbeats: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up, due to cussing and lots of bloody stabbing scenes