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31 Days of Horror: They (PG-13; 2002; 89 min.)

Billed as “Wes Craven Presents: They,” I was anxious to give this oldie a spin. Especially with Wes Craven’s name attached and after I read it was about several people who had experienced terrifying night terrors as children, which all of my children had also gone through. However, Wes Craven, it turns out, was merely an EP on the film and had nothing more to do with it, a fact that was quite apparent once I started watching.

So, a graduate student in Psychology named Julia (played by a terrible actress Laura Regan) is casually preparing to defend her dissertation when childhood friend Billy contacts her to discuss their mutual childhood night terrors. He tells her “They” have returned for him and her, because he’s having the terrors again and has been marked, and she will be next. Then he “makes a quick exit” right in front of her (that’s a euphemism, folks). At his funeral, Julia meets Sam and Terry, who are also night terror survivors Billy had sought out to befriend. The three of them try to make sense of the creepy, crazy writings they find in Billy’s journal, all while again experiencing night terrors which grow in frequency and horror. Meanwhile, Julia’s boyfriend Paul serves as the standard horror-movie-trope “voice of reason and disbelief,” as her life spins out of control. One by one, Terry, Sam, and Julia must face “They” and fight for their right to a peaceful night’s sleep. (Fun side note: this movie was featured in three of WatchMojo’s “bad ending” compilations: 2015, 2016, and 2017).

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: Ages 13 and up

31 Days of Horror: Things Heard & Seen (MA; 2021; 121 min.)

Set in 1980 and starring one of my faves, Amanda Seyfried, the spooky premise of this movie snagged my attention and had me hoping for a good old-fashioned haunted-house/possession story similar to Amityville Horror. Did it deliver? Yes and no. While the premise was good and the movie started nicely, midway through it fell down the what-were-they-thinking rabbit hole and spiraled from there into a Dexter-esque ending that had me groaning and shaking my head.

When teacher George Claire relocates his artist wife Catherine and young daughter Franny to the Hudson Valley and into an historic farmhouse “with good bones,” the family members acclimate in different ways. While George is building his ego and stepping out as Professor Claire among the co-eds, Catherine notices aural lights and strong smells and poor Franny has a ghostly visitor and deals with a flashing lighted toy at night. Catherine  begins to explore the house’s history with the help of locals and George’s seance-holding boss, but does so secretly because George is growing more deceitful, controlling, and disturbing by the day. As tensions mount, deaths begin to add up, and ghosts make themselves known, we wait to find out who–or what—will be left standing in the end.

  • Top Scare: Spirit-related
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up

31 Days of Horror: Malevolent (MA; 2018; 89 min.)

There’s nothing quite like a spooky orphanage set in the misty countryside and featuring a dark past to set the stage for a good horror movie. Right? Well, let’s see…

When brother and sister Jackson and Angela, who secretly run a ghostbusting racket, are called upon to quiet the incessant noise the headmistress still hears from the girls slaughtered in the home’s violent past, what can possibly go wrong? Could Angela actually have some of the “gift” like her dead mother for communing with spirits? Might she see three young lasses, lips stitched shut, running about giggling, luring her into an unused wing of the mansion? Will Jackson’s money troubles cause him to ignore all warning signs and put him, his sister, his girlfriend, and friend in danger just for a big payday? Might the true horror still be lurking, willing to stop at nothing to keep the secret close to home? And most of all, will any of this be played out with decent acting, good suspense, jump scares, and a spine-tingling conclusion? Well…it’s not the best orphanage/ghost/sinister secret movie I’ve ever seen, but if you’re okay with a slowish plot, an overly annoying character (Jackson), and no true big scares, go ahead and give this one a go.

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Malignant (R; 2021; 111 min.)

From previews, I was looking forward to this super-scary horror movie, saving it to watch on just the right rainy, dreary October day. The first half hour was fantastic and did not dissappoint. Then, this movie turned into something very, very different. And while it was not necessarily a bad different, it was a weird, creepy, gory, and, did I mention WEIRD, different. Horror movie lovers of many sub-genres will definitely be delighted.

Madison and her POC abusive husband live in an enormous old house. When he is killed in what appears to be a home invasion (but is so scarily carried out by a hooded figure seemingly floating from room to room), Madison begins to have visions of the horrific, gory murders that are happening around the city which are also being committed by this hooded figure. As her sister joins in her efforts of figuring out her visions, her past of being adopted as a young child comes into play. 

Directed by James Wan (The Conjuring), this roller coaster ride of a horror movie flips, rolls, and jerks, offering stomach-drops here and heart-thuds there. It’s unpredictable and more than a bit crazy, but for true horror fans, worth every WEIRD moment.

  • Top Scare: Hooded Figure
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Haunted (NR; 2018; 75 min.)

This is one of those horror movies where I couldn’t quite decide how I felt about it afterwards. At first, I thought, “That was terrible.” But the more I thought about it, the more I decided it did have its merits, if you can manage to not fall asleep during the first half.

Emma is a young caregiver, just arriving in the English countryside to begin her first night shift watching over Arthur, an elderly dementia patient. As he sleeps, she decides to snoop through his closed-up manor house using only the light from her cell phone, and we, the viewer, get to follow along via a shaky hand-held camera. And by follow along, I do mean follow. Into room after room. Through door after door. Inside closet after closet. For thirty+ minutes.

Now, if you haven’t left the premises yet, don’t. The movie finally begins to pick up around this point as creepy haunted house-type things begin to occur and Emma continues snooping instead of keeping an eye on her patient. Several nice jump scares help build tension and suspense, even if the story itself doesn’t, and, finally, the last twenty minutes of this mercifully short film kind of (maybe) make up for the first forty, including a not-entirely-predictable twist at the end.

  • Top Scare: Arthur’s daughter
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (R; 2015; 92 min.)

I’m not generally one who likes “pilgrim tales,” but I thought I’d give this one a try after seeing it as #1 on a list of great horror movies on Netflix right now. I’m not sure WHAT exactly I watched, but it probably wouldn’t even crack my top 100 list.

Set in the 1630s in New England, an old world-speaking, uber-devout Christian family has been outcast from their colony, sent to try to survive on their own near a deep wood during a drought. Life is hard for all, but especially so for teenager Thomasin, often left in charge of the younger children. When baby Samuel disappears suddenly from under her nose and the young twins start speaking of witches, the family turns on one another and begins to fall apart in crazy and cruel ways. Add in a very disturbing forest-dweller, echoes of possession, and a truly bizarre ending, and you have a horror movie that’s more of a how-is-this-a-movie movie.

  • Top Scare: Involves an animal
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/5 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Ritual (MA; 2017; 94 min.)

Sometimes a movie comes along with all the right ingredients – a group of friends, dark woods, confusion and paranoia, lost and injured hikers, and other bits of scary possibilities – but falls short in its execution. This is one such movie.

Following the death of one of a group of old college buddies, the rest reunite to pay respects to their dead friend during a hike in Sweden that the friend had pushed for. After one hiker is injured, the decision is soon made to take a shortcut through a forest to reach help faster. A cabin in the woods, missing time, strange statues, and other clues are brushed aside in a manly way, and, as often happens in horror movies, each friend offers viewers a stereotypical outlook on the group, what is happening, and life in general. While the setting does add atmosphere and events unfold at a decent pace, the scares are minor and the revelation of the “horror” is a bit ridiculous. If you are looking for a true “don’t go into the woods” terror-filled movie, I suggest one of my all-time favorites: The Blair Witch (see my review here: https://tanyakonerman.wordpress.com/2017/10/05/31-days-of-horror-blair-witch-r-2016-89-min/).

  • Top Scare: Cabin scene
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

 

31 Days of Horror: The Quiet Ones (PG-13; 2014; 98 min)

The Quiet Ones

 

Based oh, so loosely on a real experiment in the early 70s in Canada, this movie moves many, many steps forward to slowly, carefully terrify your pants off. I was quite surprised it has gotten such so-so ratings online, since my heart was pounding throughout much of the movie and I even jumped during several scenes.

In The Quiet Ones, an Oxford university professor and three of his students conduct an unusual and unethical experiment on a young woman named Jane who seems to be possessed by an entity – ghost? demon? spirit? – named Evey. Jane is locked in a room while Cum on Feel the Noize blares day and night (yes, there is a non-Quiet Riot version from 1973). Using various instruments and methods, the team tries to help Jane to telekinetically move Evey from her body into a doll, thus curing her and proving the professor’s theories. But Evey has other ideas about how and where she wants to live.

The Quiet Ones is not a splashy possession story, at least not at first. The two main settings – Oxford and an abandoned country house – are pretty much it. Tension builds slowly in the first half hour, but once it kicks in, it kicks up a notch every few minutes and doesn’t stop until the very end. Expect lots of surprises and even a good supply of scares.

  • Top Scare: Too many to pick just one
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up (even though it is PG-13), due to scares and some violent scenes

31 Days of Horror: The Intruders (PG-13; 2015; 92 min)

The Intruders

Miranda Cosgrove of Nickelodeon’s iCarly fame is all grown up, but is she ready to take on the lead role of a horror movie? Unfortunately, no.

Cosgrove plays Rose, a college-age girl on a break from school following the death of her mother and a subsequent breakdown. Rose and her father – who remodels houses – have just moved into an old house where a girl had gone missing. As odd happenings begin in the house, we are left to wonder if they are real or if Rose is imagining them, a side effect of a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia or possibly related to her dumping her meds down the toilet.

While there is a good bit of tension in some scenes and some odd characters to throw red herrings around, Cosgrove is just not powerful enough to help us really feel the tension and fear of her situation. Plus, it’s hard to believe she’s not twelve during several scenes – a kiss later in the movie is uncomfortable at best. So while the plot itself has potential, it falls somewhat flat at times and feels more like a movie-of-the-week. Still, for the younger viewers Cosgrove will attract to this genre, it just might be enough to introduce them to some safer scares.

  • Top Scare: Basement scene
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 14 and up

31 Days of Horror: Unfriended (R; 2014; 83 min.)

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While what’s truly scary is how much time teenagers spend online nowadays (was that a giveaway that I’m a bit “older”?), this scary movie uses the young generation’s uber-connectedness in its favor. Seen entirely from the viewpoint of teenager Laura, while she is chatting, IMing, researching, viewing, and flirting with friends who are each on their own computer one evening, Unfriended lets us join the group chat as they learn each others’ secrets and lies. But they aren’t giving up these scandalous tidbits willingly. They have another “guest” in their chat room who is pulling all the strings and forcing the teens to play a game designed to show how each teen is connected to the recent death of Laura’s friend, Blaire, while exacting revenge as the night unfolds.

Unfriended starts out a bit slow, and you have to be prepared to read A LOT during the movie to keep up (the movie itself is actually a shot of Laura’s computer screen as she pulls up various videos, websites, etc. and clicks away during the chat). Yet it picks up the pace nicely and lets us see only exactly what the teens are seeing, so it feels realistic and we understand the fear the teens are feeling. All in all, a decent movie, though if you are looking for true scares, you won’t find many here.

  • Top Scare: At the end
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Suspense Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up due to gore and adult content