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31 Days of Horror: The Conference (2023; TV-MA; 100 mins.)

the conference

I was looking for something humorous, and saw this Netflix movie from Norway (dubbed in English), so I decided to give it a try. Well, maybe the humor just didn’t quite translate (were they going for dark humor?), because I didn’t laugh once and found it mind-numbingly boring and over-the-top gory as well.

In The Conference, a small group of municipal employees are off to a woodsy conference center for team building, and to prepare for an upcoming groundbreaking ceremony for a project they have been working on which includes a controversial shopping center. Not only are the employees ineffective at their jobs, they are led by an odd duo with suspicious motives. Soon, one employee who has just returned from an unexplained absence–Lina–begins to question the project, various other employees, and how the group should proceed. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure has begun picking off the skeleton staff at the conference center one by one. The killer then swipes the large head from the project’s creepy “mascot” and continues its gruesome rampage in an oh, so bloody, manner.

Will Lina convince other employees to join forces with her to fight the company’s greed and corruption? Will the murderer get to all the employees, or just the weirdest ones? Will Lina save the day by figuring out who the murderer is and why they are doing this? Will any viewer still care after the first twenty minutes? Alas, all good questions, but I forgive you if you don’t care to find the answers and pass on this one for your 31 Days of Horror.

  • Top Scare: Jonas
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up, due to gore, violence, nudity

31 Days of Horror: Goosebumps 2023 Series (2023; TV-PG; 10-Parts/60 mins each)

 

Though based on five of R.L. Stine’s classic books from the 1990s, this 10-part series on Hulu and Disney+ has been updated for the modern viewer (don’t worry, there are plenty of Easter eggs thrown in for diehard fans). And with episodes being released each Friday, viewers will be able to finish the new series before sitting down for a Thanksgiving meal.

The series’ first five episodes are origin stories for the main characters, high schoolers who unleash supernatural forces. In the final five episodes, their stories connect, and they “must all work together thanks to and in spite of their friendships, rivalries, and pasts with each other in order to save [their town], learning much about their own parents’ teenage secrets in the process.” 

The first episode, “Say Cheese and Die!” was released on Friday, October 13th, and provided some nice creepy vibes, a good jump scare or two, and some humor thrown in as well. With aged-up characters (the characters in the books were younger), it’s not your classic Goosebumps for middle grade kids; this series is able to go darker and appeal to an older audience, adults included. I’m looking forward to seeing how the storylines play out and where the series takes us, since the creators hope to continue this collaboration down the road.

  • Top Scare Episode 1: In Basement
  • Heartbeats: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 12 or 13 and up, due to blood, cussing, some gore

 

31 Days of Horror: Scream VI (2023; R; 122 mins.)

scream 6

One of my favorite franchises, Scream always keeps me guessing, “Who is Ghostface?” and “Why is he/her/they killing all these people?” right up until the end. This installment was no different, and even delivered a couple good jump scares as well as solid reminiscing opportunities as it looked back over previous installments in a plot-fun way.

Living now in New York City after having survived Ghostface’s latest Woodsboro killfest, the four survivors (Sam, her sister Tara, Mindy, and Chad) are trying to get on with life, looking out for each other as they do. But it isn’t long before the phone starts ringing with calls from that unique voice, letting them know Ghostface is baaaaack and once again seeking revenge for some unknown transgression. Luckily, others are back too: Gale Weathers as the intrepid journalist and Kirby Reed, now an FBI agent who may or may not be helpful in the long run.

As Ghostface attempts to reach the “Core Four,” others in their lives must die gruesome deaths first (of course), the terror increases, possible suspects and motives as well as new “Franchise Rules” are spelled out, and plenty of opportunities arise for screaming to the screen, “Watch out behind you!” (a new drinking game, perhaps?). In the end, the twists and turns once again surprise, the survivors leave us to wonder how on earth people can survive so much stabbing, and viewers like me are chanting, “Scream VII, Scream VII, Scream VII!”

  • Top Scare: Subway
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16/17 and up due to violence, gore, language

31 Days of Horror: Cabin Fever (2002; R; 93 mins.)

Cabin Fever

Thinking I’d enjoy a throwback movie set in the woods, I happened upon this multi-award winning (horror awards) movie from a couple of decades ago by Eli Roth and thought, sounds good! Um, no.

When a group of college grads decide to head out to an isolated cabin for a week, they quickly discover the nearby townspeople are, well, interesting. At the cabin itself, the friends’ personalities start to shine through, with Backwoods Bert taking a gun out to shoot squirrels, yet accidentally hitting a flesh eating virus-infected local who is hiding out in the woods instead. The local survives and shows up at the cabin later that night, but Bert convinces his friends to set the man on fire. Afterwards, the crispy crazy falls into the town’s water reservoir and dies, infecting the drinking water.

Of course, it isn’t long before one of the friends drinks some of the water and shows signs of infection too. Her “friends” turn on her, but soon others are infected and townies take it upon themselves to try to quash this outbreak in a very final way. Throw in crazed animals, a weird cop, dead cell phones, and other horror clichés and you’re sure to understand why it was all I could do to watch this movie to its end.

If you’re looking for a good horror movie set in the woods, you won’t go wrong with Deliverance, The Blair Witch Project, or The Ritual. Save yourself some time and choose one of them instead of Cabin Fever for your 31 Days of Horror.

  • Top Scare: Peer Pressure
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 1/4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up due to violence, sex, and gore

31 Days of Horror: Tales of Halloween (2015; R; 97 mins.)

tales of halloween

 

After reading rave reviews of this horror anthology created by some of horror’s top directors (“the best horror anthology since Trick ‘r Treat” by Fangoria and “among the best Halloween-themed horror movies ever made” by DailyDead, according to IMDb), I had to check it out. And WOW…this is truly a Halloween gorefest full of dark themes, so be forewarned!

Tales of Halloween is a loosely-connected story with ten tales full of monsters, aliens, murderers, and more on a single Halloween night, set in one suburban American town. Starting off with a classic-style tale, the stories soon become more imaginative, creepy, and disturbing. Featuring attacking pumpkins, candy-obsessed kids AND parents, more tricks than treats, and lots of blood and internal organs, these tales are not for the casual horror watcher. So if you’re really into this genre and can roll with the gross stuff and darkness, go ahead and give it a go; otherwise, you’ll want to steer clear of this gorefest.

  • Top Scare: Kids’ Tricks
  • Heartbeats: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 5 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up, due to violence, gore, sex, and dark themes

31 Days of Horror: The Lodge (2019; R; 108 mins.)

The Lodge

I was looking for an atmospheric, psychological horror movie, and The Lodge did not disappoint. However, I’m still thinking it over and sorting through the story, its characters, and some underlying themes to decide just how I feel about it overall.

In one of those movies that uses a big star’s name to attract audiences but only features that star for the first few minutes, Alicia Silverstone is Laura, mother to teen boy Aiden and tweenish girl Mia. Her husband Richard wants to finalize their divorce so he can marry the much younger Grace, and without spoiling anything here, I’ll just say that this is something Laura does not take well.

Jump forward to six months later and Richard is planning a Christmas getaway with Grace and his kids, who do not like her, as a way for everyone to get to know each other better. The four head to a remote family cabin–an exact replica of which Mia has at home–in a winter wonderland, but soon Richard is called away by a work-related crisis and leaves Grace and the kids alone. Throw in a blizzard and power outage, Grace’s lone-cult-survivor background and mysterious pills, disappearing food and other items, Mia’s odd doll, dead cell phones, and seemingly missing slots of time, and you’ve got a chin-scratcher on your hands: what is happening, to and by whom, why and how, and what’s next?

Laced with religious themes and imagery, this slow burn movie won’t appeal to everyone. And it definitely has some disturbing scenes in it as well. So if you’re looking for jump scares and monsters with fangs, you’d best look somewhere else. But if you want a movie to make you think while a chill runs down your spine, I’d give it a go.

  • Top Scare: Near very end (no spoilers here)
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 3/4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Killer Book Club (2023; MA; 89 mins.)

killer book club

This Netflix original-filmed in Spain and dubbed over in English-had me at “book club.” Throw in a killer clown, multiple characters with dubious motivations, and a twisty plot and I even forgave the beauty, youth, and vitality of the university students at the heart of the story. Heck, I even overlooked all the bad reviews I saw online before watching!

Eight students, all fans of the horror genre, have formed a book club at university focused on this shared interest. When one of them is accosted, the group forms a revenge plan featuring a clown costume per their latest read. However, the plan goes awry and a fatal accident occurs. Making a pact to remain silent, the group soon begins to receive chapters from a new horror book, written and sent from an anonymous stalker who knows about their secret, and who threatens to pick them off one by one. As mistrust builds among group members, people start and continue disappearing thanks to the stalker turned killer, who is wearing the same clown costume the group had worn.

Who is this killer? Why are they doing this? Is it someone who saw what the group did? Is it someone in the group? How can they make the killings stop? These are all good questions, and as the movie twists and turns, with plenty of blood and a few nice jump scares, you’ll learn the answers. If you’re a fan of Scream, you’ll like this movie too. Don’t worry about some bad reviews. I loved this movie and am glad I watched it for my 31 Days of Horror.

  • Top Scare: Library
  • Heartbeats: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 3 1/4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 or 17 and up due to nudity, sexual situations, violence, and gore

31 Days of Horror: Vivarium (2019; R; 97 mins.)

I like the idea of mixing dystopia with horror, but when I stumbled upon this movie I hadn’t heard of starring Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots, I wasn’t sure it was for me. “You’re home. Forever.” as the tagline was a bit of a flashback to shutdown during the Covid pandemic, after all. Still, I’m a sucker for suburban tales in the horror genre, and gave it a go.

Vivarium, on the surface, is about a young couple looking to buy their first home. They are convinced by an oddball sales agent to “just take a look” at a home in an unusual development soon to open, where every house looks the same. When they enter the neighborhood, it is a maze of carbon-copy houses, yards, and streets. The sales agent shows them #9, a mostly-normal home with some unusual features. Yet, the agent suddenly disappears, so they decide its time to high-tail it out of there. This is when they discover that is easier said than done, as the neighborhood truly is a maze, one they can’t escape. Boxes of supplies mysteriously appear for them, with food and other necessities, and time marches on. They are isolated, angry, and at wit’s end when a new box arrives with a baby boy inside. This is when the dystopian storyline really kicks up a notch or five, when we discover meaning to the story which becomes even more clear throughout the remainder of the movie, when the couple truly begin to lose their minds, and unfortunately…when the story starts to drag. About 20 or more minutes could easily be cut without affecting the story, but I’m guessing is left in to show the agonizing passage of time for this couple. Nevertheless, the drag had me filing my nails instead of biting them. Finally, in the final 10-15 minutes, much is revealed and we learn how this family will fare in the future.

All that said (or not said, so as not to spoil the surprises), Vivarium is more than what it seems, as many decent movies are. If you’re willing to look deeper, you’ll find themes and metaphors aplenty. You’ll find some humor. You’ll see great acting by Eisenberg, Poot, and Senan Jennings (who plays a child). You’ll get that Twilight Zone feel. What you won’t get: scares or horror. This is billed as a horror movie, but that’s a stretch, in my opinion. So, watch if you like dystopian, slow-build, metaphorical movies with a psychological component thrown in, but not for your 31 Days of Horror.

  • Top Scare: Child
  • Heartbeats: 1 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up due to sex scenes

31 Days of Horror: The Sandman (R; 2017; 88 min.)

Haylie Duff (sister of the famous Hilary Duff) stars in this so-so Peter Sullivan-written and directed outing which warns viewers, “Don’t fall asleep.” Maybe not the best tagline for a movie which doesn’t always keep your attention, eh?

Here’s the plot: a young girl named Madison, who was born en caul (inside an intact amniotic sac), and thus has special powers, is now older but having night terrors in which a “Sandman” from her nightmares takes revenge upon anyone who tries to hurt her. After her father is killed in what looks like a swirl of gritty beach dirt, she goes to live with her Aunt Claire (his sister/aka Haylie). Meanwhile, nefarious men in dark suits are investigating a string of deaths they attribute to her father, a social worker doesn’t like Claire’s line of work as an ahem, boudoir photographer, and is trying to take Madison away, Claire’s airhead boyfriend and suspicious neighbor complicate things, and every time Madison goes to sleep, The Sandman gets stronger and more evil.

At first Claire doesn’t believe The Sandman is real. But soon, she sees him in action, and tries to help Madison. As the body count increases and the suit-men move in, Claire knows that help must defeat not only the humans who want Madison, but The Sandman himself.

  • Top Scare: In morgue
  • Heartbeats 2 1/4 out of 5
  • Gore factor: 3 out of 5
  • Scare factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up due to gore and violence

31 Days of Horror: Squid Game (TV Series; MA; 2021; 9 episodes)

I’d been holding off on this Netflix series for a time when I could binge it during my 31 Days of Horror, and it took over a year. However, I’m so glad I did hold out for the binge-watch, since having patience to wait and watch it in more than one sitting would have been nearly impossible! In other words…WOWZA! Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t all a slam-dunk. I was disappointed with the final couple of episodes (more on this to come). But this was a series filled with emotion, suspense, jaw-dropping horror, sadness, and thrills–sometimes all at once!

Set in South Korea, the story focuses on people who are down on their luck–most deeply in debt–who are given an unusual card which offers them a chance to play traditional children’s games to win enormous sums of money. Those who decide to play are transported to an isolated island where they are held by masked, gun-toting “soldiers” who are controlling the 456 contestants by order of the Frontman (who is also working under the orders of a mysterious person). Soon the games begin and the contestants learn that they are anything but the simple and pure games they knew and loved as children, as the stakes are now literally life or death. But not all the death comes at the hand of the gamemasters; the contestants also learn just how far they and others are willing to go to be the one lucky winner to take home the 45.6 billion Won (about $38 million).

Throughout the first episodes, we get to know many of the contestants, but mostly a core group of about 15 of them who we will follow through the games (until their demise). We learn of their lives, their hopes for the money, their hardships, and more. And we begin to see what type of people they really are. We also begin to see secondary plots unfold, and eventually in much later episodes learn more about why the games exist at all. One reason is revealed around episode seven, and I personally felt it detracted greatly from the storyline, mainly because it was over-the-top and didn’t fit well with the darkness of the rest of the series. The final episode also offers a big reveal which will be a jaw-dropper and is designed to set up Season 2 as well (though I, again, was disappointed with the final scene).

Overall, Squid Game is a shocking, gory, tense series full of emotionally gut-wrenching scenes and sadness. So why watch it at all? Honestly, because it’s full of fabulous acting, heartfelt connection, suspense, an amazing premise, and it’s kind of like a train wreck…you just can’t look away.

  • Top Scare: Nighttime
  • Heartbeats: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 5 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up, for very mature content, gore, violence, death