Category Archives: Horror Movie

31 Days of Horror: Train to Busan (NR; 2016; 118 min.)

With a 94% score on Rotten Tomatoes, I was eager to give this South Korean zombie-fest a go despite my laziness with subtitles of late. I am so glad I did! Train to Busan is a bullet-train of a ride–with fabulous acting by Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, the young Su-an Kim, and many, many others–as well as great suspense and special effects all combining to make a top-notch zombie movie I rank right up there with World War Z.

Gong Yoo is Seok-woo, a business-driven father in Seoul whose has custody of–but little time for–his daughter, Soo-an. All Soo-an wants for her birthday is to spend it with her mother in Busan. Reluctanly, Seok-woo agrees to accompany her on the bullet-train for her birthday visit. The timing is both very good and very bad: outside, a new infection causing people to turn into white-eyed/pop-locking/blood-sucking/fast-running zombies is spreading like wildfire; inside, an infected woman has managed to board at the last second. Both occurences are unbeknownst to those on the train.

But soon, word spreads via media outlets about the zombie apocalypse in Busan, and the train riders are both shocked and relieved they are safe. We get to know many of the key passengers: a pregnant woman and her snide husband, a teenage baseball team and a young woman who is infatuated with one of the players, two elderly sisters, a homeless man who has made it onto the train, an older, egocentric businessman, and three of the train’s crew. But, of course, the riders aren’t really safe: the infected woman on the train only needs to infect one more before the train cars become crazed blood baths. Father and daughter are soon fighting for their lives along with their fellow passengers…some of which are new friends; some, new enemies.

With plenty of twists and turns, suspense, non-stop action, full-on emotion, and an ending that is both heartbreaking and hopeful, this movie was a fantastic addition to my 31 Days of Horror. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away!

  • Top Scare: Fellow Passengers
  • Heartbeats: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up, mostly for gore

31 Days of Horror: The Mist (R; 2007; 126 min.)

Considering this movie is 15 years old, I was shocked I hadn’t given it a go yet, especially knowing it is based on a Stephen King novella (yes, huge fan here). Plus, this cast: wow! I must say, I’m so glad I did watch it, as the story was so, so much more than creepy goings-on and dying townspeople. As always, King’s story got to the heart of the horror in more ways than one, plus add in great directing, top-notch special effects, and acting that’s superb all around and you’ve got yourself a must-see movie.

In small-town Maine, a freak storm one night causes widespread damage. David and Steff Drayton live with their young son Billy, who notices a strange mist advancing toward town the next morning. As David, Billy, and neighbor Brent head into town for supplies in the local grocery store, the mist overtakes people outside, causing them to scream and run in fear and pain. One makes it to the store, where about thirty townspeople then hunker down for basically the whole movie. Here, they must begin to fight not only what is in the mist, but also what is in their hearts and heads, revealing prejudices, how fear grows and turns people against one another, human fallacy, questions of faith, and other issues both big and small. As factions form and the death toll rises from evil both within and without, David knows he must take a final big chance if he is to save himself and Billy.

  • Top Scare: People
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 3/4 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (R; 2021; 112 min.)

I’m a sucker for the tales of Ed and Lorraine Warren and their real-life fights against demonic possession and paranormal tomfoolery. Especially when portrayed by the fantastically talented Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. But even those two can’t save this ho-hum, meandering installment in the otherwise powerful Conjuring franchise.

Depicting the posession of two brothers over time, this movie does start out strong with some decent scares and spooky feels. However, about forty-five minutes in, my eyes were glazing over as I tried to care about what was happening–knowing it was the basis for the first courtroom defense for murder due to demonic possession in U.S. history. The storyline just wasn’t compelling enough, or maybe the stakes weren’t high enough. Either way, I was no longer spooked, and watched the movie while only half paying attention. That’s a disappointment for me, as I consider the first/original in this franchise to be a heart-thumping, sweat-inducing scare-fest that ranks up there with the best.

Save your time (and screams), friends, for a different horror movie tonight.

  • Top Scare: Morgue
  • Heartbeats: 2 3/4 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: They (PG-13; 2002; 89 min.)

Billed as “Wes Craven Presents: They,” I was anxious to give this oldie a spin. Especially with Wes Craven’s name attached and after I read it was about several people who had experienced terrifying night terrors as children, which all of my children had also gone through. However, Wes Craven, it turns out, was merely an EP on the film and had nothing more to do with it, a fact that was quite apparent once I started watching.

So, a graduate student in Psychology named Julia (played by a terrible actress Laura Regan) is casually preparing to defend her dissertation when childhood friend Billy contacts her to discuss their mutual childhood night terrors. He tells her “They” have returned for him and her, because he’s having the terrors again and has been marked, and she will be next. Then he “makes a quick exit” right in front of her (that’s a euphemism, folks). At his funeral, Julia meets Sam and Terry, who are also night terror survivors Billy had sought out to befriend. The three of them try to make sense of the creepy, crazy writings they find in Billy’s journal, all while again experiencing night terrors which grow in frequency and horror. Meanwhile, Julia’s boyfriend Paul serves as the standard horror-movie-trope “voice of reason and disbelief,” as her life spins out of control. One by one, Terry, Sam, and Julia must face “They” and fight for their right to a peaceful night’s sleep. (Fun side note: this movie was featured in three of WatchMojo’s “bad ending” compilations: 2015, 2016, and 2017).

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: Ages 13 and up

31 Days of Horror: The Trip (MA; 2021; 113 min.)

Billed as a Comedy-Horror-Action-Thriller out of Norway, I decided to include this in my 31 Days of Horror thinking it might be the lighter fare I was looking for. I truly cannot decide if I laughed more or cringed at the gore more thoughout, but I am so glad I found this gem and can honestly say it’s a new favorite.

Lisa and Lars are married, but their marriage is dysfunctional at best. They plan a weekend away at a remote family cabin, each with plans to knock off the other while there. But no sooner does one get the jump on the other than roles are reversed and new pains are inflicted mercilessly in an effort to find out the answer each seeks to “Why would you want to kill me?”. As the two taser and duct tape their way to the answer, they are interrupted by three escaped convicts who have been hiding in the attic all along. Suddenly, the couple must work together to survive and try to escape, with massive injuries ensuing all around, creative methods of causing bloodshed, and hilarious plans for revenge on both sides.

Not for the squeamish, this gory romp is a love story at its heart about a dark weekend trip gone awry, with great characters, some fun twists, and a delightful ending.

  • Top Scare: Basement Scene
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up

31 Days of Horror: A Quiet Place Part II (PG-13; 2020; 97 min.)

As a HUGE fan of A Quiet Place, I was eagerly awaiting this next installment. I wanted to be back in that world, as dismal and scary and AAAHHHH! as it was. And I wanted to see how Evelyn, Regan, Marcus, and the new baby are faring after (SPOILER ALERT!!) losing Lee so horribly, and after discovering a way to defeat the monsters. That I got to step back to Day 1 first, to see how it all began, was even more than I could have hoped for, and I have to say, the highlight of this sequel which, though still full of jump scares and a couple of interesting plot developments, was not as amazing as it could have been.

Yes, Day 1 brings us back to normal life and how quickly it can change. The Abbotts are all together at a little league game when a weird thing appears in the cloudy sky. En masse, the crowd all decides to head home, but does so casually. Um, okay. What happens next is a masterful sequence of horror movie magic, full of jump scares, suspense, edge-of-your-seat thrills, and fantastic special effects. Then, when we emerge, we are right back where the first installment left off (literally). Having defeated the immediate threat, Evelyn and the kids leave their burning farm in search of other survivors. We are forced to accept a coincidence designed out of convenience or mysogynistic scriptwriting or–benefit of the doubt–necessity for the next installment. As monsters lurk, bad decisions are made all around, injuries add up, other not-so-nice survivors are encountered and dealt with, and finally, a glimmer of hope is discovered, suspense does build, though nothing like it did in QP1.

Bottom line: the storyline kind of stalls (Will there be a QP3? If so, this was not much of a set-up for it); the Abbott actors—kids included—are all excellent; I was still hoping for more (I think what was missing this time around were the up-close personal almost-attacks a la the birth-in-the-bathtub scene from QP1); and finally, you should still see it. Just don’t scream out loud.

  • Top Scare: Monster-related
  • Heartbeats: Beginning: 4 out of 5; Rest: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 3 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 13 and up

31 Days of Horror: Scary Movie 4 (PG-13; 2006; 83 min.)

Sometimes during my 31 Days of Horror I have to step back from all the gore and ghosts and goblins and look for a good laugh or two and that’s mostly what I found when I watched this installment in the Scary Movie franchise. Don’t get me wrong…I laughed quite a bit, mostly because I’ve seen all the horror movies that are being spoofed here, but some of the one-liners are stale if you’ve seen any of the previous three Scary Movies and crude humor doesn’t always do it for me like it does a 13-year-old boy. Nevertheless, I did enjoy watching the movie and discovering all the easter eggs from some of my favorite horror films.

In this effort, a young lady, Cindy, is hired to take care of an elderly Japanese woman in a house haunted by a Japanese ghost boy who seems to be holding a Grudge. When Cindy and the ghost finally try to communicate, many words are thrown around such as Toshiba and Subaru. Next door, meanwhile, a crane operator named Tom Ryan has his teen Robbie and young daughter Rachel for the weekend. When Tom knocks Cindy out by accident in their back yards, they fall in love. However, the World is soon at War with uneartly space Tr-iPods, so Tom and his kids try to escape town while Cindy lands in a time-warped Village with her bestie and nympho, Brenda. But will the world survive? Other subplots involve a basketball star and self-help guru chained in a bathroom with only a Saw for escape, cowboy best friends turned lovers in the Mountains, a boxer with a penchant for biting ears, and more. 

So, if you’re a fan of spoofs in general and have seen many or most of the horror movies Scary Movie 4 is based on, this is a fun way to spend an evening. Mixing up my usual rating system, I’m rating this one:

  • Top Laugh: So Subjective (for me, involved splitting logs)
  • Giggles: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Crude Factor: 3 1/2 out of 5
  • Easter Eggs: 4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: No way this is PG-13! I say 15 and up

 

31 Days of Horror: Things Heard & Seen (MA; 2021; 121 min.)

Set in 1980 and starring one of my faves, Amanda Seyfried, the spooky premise of this movie snagged my attention and had me hoping for a good old-fashioned haunted-house/possession story similar to Amityville Horror. Did it deliver? Yes and no. While the premise was good and the movie started nicely, midway through it fell down the what-were-they-thinking rabbit hole and spiraled from there into a Dexter-esque ending that had me groaning and shaking my head.

When teacher George Claire relocates his artist wife Catherine and young daughter Franny to the Hudson Valley and into an historic farmhouse “with good bones,” the family members acclimate in different ways. While George is building his ego and stepping out as Professor Claire among the co-eds, Catherine notices aural lights and strong smells and poor Franny has a ghostly visitor and deals with a flashing lighted toy at night. Catherine  begins to explore the house’s history with the help of locals and George’s seance-holding boss, but does so secretly because George is growing more deceitful, controlling, and disturbing by the day. As tensions mount, deaths begin to add up, and ghosts make themselves known, we wait to find out who–or what—will be left standing in the end.

  • Top Scare: Spirit-related
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 15 and up

31 Days of Horror: Malevolent (MA; 2018; 89 min.)

There’s nothing quite like a spooky orphanage set in the misty countryside and featuring a dark past to set the stage for a good horror movie. Right? Well, let’s see…

When brother and sister Jackson and Angela, who secretly run a ghostbusting racket, are called upon to quiet the incessant noise the headmistress still hears from the girls slaughtered in the home’s violent past, what can possibly go wrong? Could Angela actually have some of the “gift” like her dead mother for communing with spirits? Might she see three young lasses, lips stitched shut, running about giggling, luring her into an unused wing of the mansion? Will Jackson’s money troubles cause him to ignore all warning signs and put him, his sister, his girlfriend, and friend in danger just for a big payday? Might the true horror still be lurking, willing to stop at nothing to keep the secret close to home? And most of all, will any of this be played out with decent acting, good suspense, jump scares, and a spine-tingling conclusion? Well…it’s not the best orphanage/ghost/sinister secret movie I’ve ever seen, but if you’re okay with a slowish plot, an overly annoying character (Jackson), and no true big scares, go ahead and give this one a go.

  • Top Scare: Car Scene
  • Heartbeats: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 2 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 1 1/2 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 16 and up

31 Days of Horror: Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (MA; 2020; 102 min.)

Sticking with my forest-set, foreign-movie-dubbed-over-in-English theme, I couldn’t pass up this Polish slasher-fest homage to the 80s. And while I’m not usually one for gore–and trust me this one has a very high gore rating–the gore is handled in a kind of “ewww gross but I can’t help laughing” kind of way.

It’s present day, and we know that for sure because a big group of teens has just arrived at a camp to help them break free from their addiction to technologies such as cell phones, gaming, computers, and social media. After being broken into smaller groups, each with a leader, they set off to hike and camp in the woods. We follow one group of five as they get to know each other, and yes, there is the standard lot of: brain, slut, gay person, virgin, and loner. Meanwhile, we also are discovering the story of a nearby mutant superhuman man who had been chained in his mother’s cellar his whole life, feeding on the animals she slaughters for him and feeds him raw. That is, until he manages to escape. Hmmm. Wonder where he can find more fresh meat to feed his unique appetite? As the teens and counselor are picked off one by one in incredibly grotesque yet unique and–wait, did I mention grotesque–ways, we are left to wonder if anyone will be left in the end to post, tweet, or text about what they did on their summer vacation. And great news! Some late twists and turns to the story add not only more chances for the special effects team to work overtime, but also provide the perfect setup for that requirement of all 80s slasher flicks: a sequel (releases 10.27.21)!

  • Top Scare: Lakeside
  • Heartbeats: 3 out of 5
  • Gore Factor: 4 1/2 out of 5
  • Scare Factor: 3 1/4 out of 5
  • Recommended for: 17 and up